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So much hate in the world!
So I received some hate mail this week. YES I KNOW…….HARD TO BELIEVE! Evidently I have crossed the line by writing about my personal life in a personal blog. These people are just so angry that I didn’t post the comments too. I mean it they wanted their threats posted on the almighty internets. Let me say something here people. I’m 25 years old, have 2 kids, and do pretty well in life. Quite frankly I’m not into the “lets throw threats around” thing. Its petty and reaks of insecurity. I really hope the people who sent me these threats will take into light that they should be well past this point in their life. May I also add that one of these fine folks is serving overseas. Not only should you be representing yourself as one of Americas best everyday but you should have the control to not overreact to everything in the world. Enough of the preaching lets see what was said.
Nick Duffy
duffman8108@hotmail.com | 208.79.15.100You motherfucker you say one more thing about my mother or my sister again i will come at you with everything i have you goddamn piece of shit just remember i maybe in Iraq right now but i got friends who arent and will do anything for me if i ask them to remember i know where you live and just wait till i get back you son of a bitch.
That sounds like a threat Nick and a very immature one at that. Tisk tisk. I’m not the ones rummaging through someone elses blog and passing judgement. Like I said in the email you should really worry less about me and more about protecting yourself over there. Also I highly doubt remarks like this would be appreciated but your gov’t.
NEXTTTTTTTTTT
Nick Duffy
duffman8108@hotmail.com | 208.79.15.100o ya you seemed to leave out the little fact that you cheated on my sister before she even meet that guy. you might want to let all of your “viewers” in on that little tid bit of information. fucken cock sucker. “I love your daughter more than you will ever realize.” ya if that statment was in the least bit true you wouldnt have flown to where ever you did and slept with that tramp. if i didnt make it blatantly obviously i hated your guts ever since the first time i heard you knocked up my sister. you made it o’so much better when she was about to give birth and you wanted to move her back down to N.C. which was a 9 hour drive and then i was the one to pack that entire motherfucken uhaul truck by my self while you just stood around talking on your cell phone the entire fucking time. i didnt even want to be around you and your fucked up family last thanksgiving i would of much rather have been by myself. you need to get the fuck off your mothers tits cause your a goddamn grown man and you should act like it and not keep running back to her everytime you get a “boo-boo” you fucken mammasboy fagot. and if you think this the last of it you just wait till were face to face then you’ll know my true feelings. fucken piece of shit
I especially like the fact you brought these points up nick. First off I never cheated on your sister. The person I went to see I’ve known for 15 years. That would kind of be like me accusing your sister of cheating every time she saw an old friend. Regardless you are wrong and know nothing of me.
Second part. As far as me coming up there to “move” ash she asked me to. She never told you all and I actually should have been the one pissed about that. We drove 9 hours up there since ash told me she was coming back down with us and she never told you/your mom. Don’t believe me……..ask her.
As for coming out for thanksgiving no prob nick. We were glad to have you. If you didn’t feel the same way you shouldn’t have come. My bad for asking you to come eat thanksgiving dinner with my family and your sister. God forbid someone try to do something nice for you. WE ARE SO EVIL!
Also I find it highly ironic you are telling me to get off my “moms tit”. Family is important to me Nick and obviously it is to you too since you are blindly stepping in on a situation you really have no business being in.
NEXTTTTTTTTTT!
CBIAFL
cbiafl@hotmail.com | 71.230.253.206Everyone knows that you’re a fucking liar and a fake. Time to admit it to yourself bud.
From Everybody Welcome, 2008/11/11 at 8:40 AM
And ash wonders why I never wanted to go see her family. But alas you are right…….I’m such a liar and a fake. Wait………..I’m not fake nor have I ever lied to your family. so close yet no cigar.
duffman
duffman8108@hotmail.com | 208.79.15.100why havent you posted my comment if you need me to clean up my language i will and still get the same point across if you want to talk to me directly you can reach me at duffman8108@hotmail.com so we could talk man to man and none of your “viewers” need to see any of it ill be waiting to here from you
From Everybody Welcome, 2008/11/12 at 2:19 PM
See I was taking care of my kids. I’m sorry I didn’t have time to check my email over a 24 hour period. My apologies go out to you. Seriously! Honestly though I really like it when you curse over and over again and make blatant threats. It brings out the maturity in your writing and not even in a comical way. Again Nick its “hear” not here. I’m sure spell check works everywhere in the world and even hate mail should be spell checked. See it kind of loses its edge when you misspell half of what you’ve written.
I’m sure this won’t be the last of your contributions to my email but I’m more than welcome to talk about it Nick. The bad part is you have no idea what damage your family has really done out of this situation. Your sister left about 30 seconds after reading your comments crying her eyes out. So really good job on hurting your sisters feelings. The great part is we were talking shortly before that about how I knew your family didn’t like me and she said I was wrong. Tisk Tisk looks like I was dead on the head with that one.
Again Nick I’m sorry you feel this way and I really do feel you are very misinformed on the situation and also I’m struggling with the whole concept of why you felt the need to be so hateful but I hope somewhere down the line you can find a good way to focus your anger and better yourself. Anger only drags you down in life. May I suggest pictures of puppies or even the lolcats. LOLCATS ALWAYS MAKE ME LOL

Amusement early in the morning
So Friday has been a trip and its only 8:30. I’ve been so lucky as to be training a new hire with zero experience. Basically this kid has a head bigger than Tommy Lee but the brains of Jessica Simpson. Yesterday in my facebook away message I put “I wonder if people are really this dumb or if its just a trick”. Today I sit down in my office and check my email. Yep you have a facebook message from Kayla Pisano……..o boy o goody o lucky me. The excitement literally made my fingers twitch with joy and it must have taken me 5 or 6 tries to even get my password in. OMFG FINALLY I CAN READ THIS MESSAGE. Here is the content and for some of you just go ahead and get the tissues out and possibly a change of underwear.
this is in response to ur quote on ur pro. somtimes i think ppl are just dumb but then other time i think ppl pretent to be bumb just to get attention. i know ppl that do that. well its ok i think i would rather deal with bumb ppl then ppl who just say one thing and do another. like ppl who say are going to hang out and then set a day and then never do. kind of anoyin! well i bet ur going to the weddin this weekend with eveyone else. have fun
WHAT IN THE FLYING MONKEY FUCKS IS THAT? You may be thinking well maybe she was on drugs, maybe her hand is broken, or maybe she just woke up from a 3 year coma. Well sorry folks this is for real and it actually confirmed my theory that people really are this retarded. Thank you Kayla for beginning my day with a smile………..
And for real this wasn’t a joke!
1 commentHey Women. Our rules
Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note… these are all numbered “1″ ON PURPOSE!
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports. It’s like the full moon or the changing of the
tides. Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every
question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it.
That’s what we do..
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem.
See a doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
1. If you won’t dress like the Victoria ‘s Secret girls, don’t expect
us to act like soap opera guys.
1. If you think you’re fat, you probably are. Don’t ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of
them makes you sad or angry, then we meant the other one
1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want
it done. Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say
during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a
fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say “nothing,” We will act like
nothing’s wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle,
besides we know you will bring it up again later.
1. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, Expect an
answer you don’t want to hear!
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you
wear is fine…Really.
1. Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless you are
prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun
formation, or golf.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes..
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
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