Cory Burell

So Friday has been a trip and its only 8:30. I’ve been so lucky as to be training a new hire with zero experience. Basically this kid has a head bigger than Tommy Lee but the brains of Jessica Simpson. Yesterday in my facebook away message I put “I wonder if people are really this dumb or if its just a trick”. Today I sit down in my office and check my email. Yep you have a facebook message from Kayla Pisano……..o boy o goody o lucky me. The excitement literally made my fingers twitch with joy and it must have taken me 5 or 6 tries to even get my password in. OMFG FINALLY I CAN READ THIS MESSAGE. Here is the content and for some of you just go ahead and get the tissues out and possibly a change of underwear.

this is in response to ur quote on ur pro. somtimes i think ppl are just dumb but then other time i think ppl pretent to be bumb just to get attention. i know ppl that do that. well its ok i think i would rather deal with bumb ppl then ppl who just say one thing and do another. like ppl who say are going to hang out and then set a day and then never do. kind of anoyin! well i bet ur going to the weddin this weekend with eveyone else. have fun

WHAT IN THE FLYING MONKEY FUCKS IS THAT? You may be thinking well maybe she was on drugs, maybe her hand is broken, or maybe she just woke up from a 3 year coma. Well sorry folks this is for real and it actually confirmed my theory that people really are this retarded. Thank you Kayla for beginning my day with a smile………..

And for real this wasn’t a joke!